Monday, October 28, 2013

Don't Pay the Ransom, I Escaped!

 

I suppose you've been wondering where I've been.

Well, I've been right here. But I haven't been blogging. That should come as no surprise to you, because if you follow this blog, you already know. That's changing, as of now.

See, I looked in the mirror the other day, and the old broad looking back at me said, "You ain't gettin' any younger, ma'am." That bothered the hell out of me, because everyone knows that when people start calling you 'ma'am', the show's over. Time to buy some corrective shoes and a walker.

Not me. Not yet. No way.

Thanks for hanging in there while I frittered.